April 27, 2001
<shrubz> sleep well
<shrubz> dream of tittiez
<shrubz> but don't sticky your sheetz
*** Topic is 'You Like Apples? I Fuck Your Mom!! How You Like Them Apples!!'
April 23, 2001
<scroggins> hehe hey cess, what you been up to?
<`Princess> scroggy baby
<`Princess> I been trying to pry the strap on out of subs ass
<scroggins> again?
<`Princess> yep, he just didn't learn his lesson the first time
<scroggins> did that special lubricant not work?
<`Princess> only for the first few hours
<`Princess> he should have stopped for a relube
<scroggins> damn viscocity breakdown
November 30, 2000
<MAUL0r> its tight
<MAUL0r> come on over ill pop it in
<Yam`> oh
<Yam`> arg
<Yam`> bb in a few minutes
<Yam`> nm that was faster than i thought
<subs> jerking off?
September 12, 2000
<Keyserr> how are you princess?
<`Princess> great
<`Princess> in euro
<Keyserr> having fun? what're you there for?
<`Princess> I'm a hooker in the red light district of amsterdam of course
<Keyserr> I knew you had such a promising future ahead of you
August 24, 2000
<huio> nice!
<huio> it's body building
<huio> except with your penis
<subs> try not to mess up your keyboard
June 1, 2000
<bratt> i ass fuck my sister
<ChiefMD> damn
<ChiefMD> im stoneder than i been in a long time
<CheifMD> heh
* a_BongMD hands subs his dick
<a_BongMD> hold this
<subs> no thanks
<subs> I'm already holding my own
<a_BongMD> hey subs you be humored to know that a tornado touched down last night and destroyed 2 trailer parks...
<subs> your home is gone?
<a_BongMD> lol
<Hogie-> mine is:(
May 8, 2000
<bratt> somefool's gonna get frisked by sum big gnarly army officer doctor dood
<bratt> and he's gonna like it :(
<SomeFool> yeah i love that anul intrusion shit
<HUIO> *sniff*
<HUIO> i remember when bee and i were butt buddies :(
May 6, 2000
*** huio (fdh@modemcable121.27-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net) has joined #q2zone
<`Princess> huio
<`Princess> you suck
<huio> why? :(
<`Princess> dunno
<huio> 8=(~
<`Princess> I shall ask yo mamma
<`Princess> she says you suck so good yo daddy's moans keep her up at night
<huio>
<huio> 8=(~
<`Princess> what? no comment??
<huio> no
<`Princess> defend yourself fool~!
<huio> no
<huio> 8=(~
<`Princess> bah, you know I luv ya
<huio> 8=)~
<Yoshigoat> anyone know if the q2 cd is mac compatible??
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May 2, 2000
<bee> w0lfy is an e-tard
<w0lfy> I'm sad
<w0lfy> I could of made like $68k
<Bargeld> but you couldn't bear to suck richard simmons dick?
<bee> really?
<bee> i will jack you off
<bee> if you're right
<a_BongMD> hey dammit
<a_BongMD> answer me
<a_BongMD> i've been calling your ass for like 3 hours
<a_BongMD> goddammit
<a_BongMD>answer me
<a_BongMD> please for the love of god
<a_BongMD> as the un-holiest of holys i command you to answer me
<a_BongMD> you bitch
<a_BongMD> HEY GODDAMMIT
<a_BongMD> WAKE THE FUCK UP
<a_BongMD> LOOOOOOOOK IN HERE
<a_BongMD> HELLO
<a_BongMD> shit a brick
<a_BongMD> how can i cuss thee....let me count the ways....
<a_BongMD> you punk bitch answer me
<a_BongMD> youre startin to piss me off
<a_BongMD> hahah
<a_BongMD> i havn't even started with the short jokes yet
<a_BongMD> dammit man
<a_BongMD> answer me
<a_BongMD> FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEE
<a_BongMD> alllll right you whore
<a_BongMD> i gotta take a shit
<a_BongMD> you better not disconnect before you talk to me
<a_BongMD> or you'll be answering to dad (satan)
<LSD_MD> he;y
<LSD_MD> hey
<LSD_MD> hello
<LSD_MD> what the fuck
<LSD_MD> come on
<a_BongMD> that's what i thought bitch
<a_BongMD> you better answer me
<a_BongMD> hey dammit
<a_BongMD> goddammit
<a_BongMD> did you come over here last night?
<CarcassMD> uh ya
<a_BongMC> no shit?
<CarcassMD> uh ya
<a_BongMD> dude...i don't remember shit
<a_BongMD> wtf happened?
<CarcassMD> no shit
<CarcassMD> u were fucked up
<a_BongMD> were you drinking?
<CarcassMD> i watched clerks and went home
<CarcassMD> i took one shot
<a_BongMD> what was i doing?
<CarcassMD> sleeping
<a_BongMD> hahah
<a_BongMD> i thought i dreamed that
<CarcassMD> hahah
<CancerMan> You realize I've hit the bong once or twice in my life, right?
<CancerMan>When I went to see Enemy of the State, I was so stoned that I had to buy another ticket cuz I lost my original...
<CancerMan> IN MY POCKET.
<`Princess> subby has a fucked up script hon
<a_BongMD> hahah
<a_BongMD> he;s a fucked up person
<`Princess> no doubt
<a_BongMD> i never knew people could work in an office and be completely retarded about how to use windows
<a_BongMD> you think i'm bad
<a_BongMD> at least i'm not scared of my machine
<`Princess> lol
April 24, 2000
<Kilr> MARY J BLIGE
<Kilr> IS TELLING ME THE JOY OF PEPSI
<Kilr> ID LIKE TO FUCK HER
April 22, 2000
<Bhruic> This is sorta like talking to a religious fanatic... Always got a rationalization up their sleeve
<GeMiNii> Religous Fanatic?
<GeMiNii> LoL
<GeMiNii> More judgement.
<Bhruic> I just don't understand how your egos got this big without screwing up the earth's orbit
<GeMiNii> I hate having an argument with you fucking Sportsmanship Fanatics.
<GeMiNii>Fucking unreasonable assholes.
<GeMiNii> LoL
<THC_MD> hey you play quake?
<`Princess> no shit
<THC_MD> so you do?
<`Princess< your intelligence is right up there!
<THC_MD> i.q. of 3
<`Princess< sure sure
<THC_MD> higher up than a banana..
<THC_MC> how come you do not play with us..?
<`Princess< cause YOU suck
<THC_MC> who me/
<`Princess< yes YOU
<THC_MD> why u say that/
<`Princess< *** THC_MD (SHmIGmA3@ABDA2440.ipt.aol.com) <--- Need I say more?
<THC_MD> your cute when your bitchy..
<`Princess< why thank you :)
April 21, 2000
<subs> bong is a banjo totin', pot smokin, toothless trailer hick
<a_BongMD> subs is a dick sucking french smelling ass munching canadian
<subs> haha
<subs> I got daddy angry
<a_BongMD> and i can always stop playing banjo, quit smoking pot, get dentures and move into a house....but you'll still be a canadian
<w0lfy^^> must have pm5 serial!
<Pr|nces> pm?
<w0lfy^^> partition magic
<Pr|ncess> ah
<Pr|Ncess> hehe
<STP_CORE>i thought pm5 was "pms"
<STP_CORE> hehe too much l33t t4lk today
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<STP_CORE> 8=====================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<`Princess> hello
<STP_CORE> i was just thinking of you :)
<War|ord> i owe you seven or eight..
<War|ord> for listening to me complain :)
<`Princess> no you don't
<`Princess> you always listen to me too
<War|ord> oh .. well then i am too good to you, i should stop that
<War|ord> kidding of course :)
<War|ord> nah, love yah babe, do anything for you.. as long as it doesn't involve shaving cream and anal probes.. i'm cool :) hehe
April 17, 2000
***Topic is 'Zygomatic: long live kiddie porn, bomb recipes, and mp3's...well maybe not kiddie porn
<jenxs> my boobs
<jenxs> are
<jenxs> small
<jenxs> I HAVE SMALL BOOBZ! OK?
<GeMiNii> Hrm
<`Princess>Hrm
*GeMiNii licks Bobbie up and down.
* `Princess faints
<`Princess> and what did I do to deserve such treatment Gem dear?
<GeMiNii> Just for being you dear =o)
*`Princess is wondering what exactly it is that you want now
<subs> stop talking about your smegmatic indulgence
* huio-cs doesn't understand subs
<subs> ?? smegma
<omega-> smegma - (smeg‚mƒ) n.a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. ..[subsidian]
<STP_CORE> ewwwwww good lord
<subs>hahaha
<`Princess> wtf
<`Princess> you made that up
<subs> that's a dictionary definition
<STP_CORE> cheese....mmm
* `Princess doesn't have cheesecake clit
<STP_CORE> y not? that's always good for lixing
April 16, 2000
<slidey> you know that bread/cum game?
<subs> uh
<subs> N0
<slidey> like 2 people jerk and whoever orts on the bread first wins and the loser eats it
<subs> WHAT THE HELL
<slidey> i wonder if azns do it on rice
<w0lfy> Mmm pizza pocket
<subs> haha
<slidey> hahah
<subs> w0lfy calls that a pizza pocket
<]RAGE[> hey
<`Princess> Hi Ho
<]RAGE[> sup
* `Princess smacks da bitch up
<]RAGE[> hehehehe
<`Princess> how you be?
<]RAGE[> i have not said that in like ever
<`Princess> sure sure
<]RAGE[> i b chillin
<]RAGE[> im not really an asshole in real life
<]RAGE[> just on line
<`Princess> true dat
<]RAGE[> hehe
<]RAGE[> damn u a ghetto gangsta bitch now
<`Princess> where am I Ahan??
<Ahaneon> #319 on ranking
<Ahaneon> I'm 299 on ranking
<rpenguin> I'm #1 on wanking etc.
<War|ord> My sister says my cock's almost as big as my dad's
April 14, 2000
***VerotiK has quit IRC (50,000 women a year are battered, and to think all this time i've been eating them plain!)
* War|ord wears tighty whiteys
<War|ord> they give that "close" feeling to mah happy lil fire man
April 13, 2000
<Bargeld> SUBS: I LEARNED MATH FROM UR MOM, i subtracted the clothes, added the bed, and divided the legs, and MULTIPLIED
<Bargeld> THEN SHE SAID "OH BARGELD, TAKE MY DERIVATIVE" AND I SAID, "LOL FUCK U FAG"
<ob1> wtf is a dll?
<Frostfire> #gayfisting
<Frostfire> is that possible?
<Frostfire> without inducing deadness?
<Jus-> whats poontang anyways?
<[RoCkY]> mine's a smallish purple one
<s|mon> I so often find myself daydreaming about being an adorable, precious little seven-year-old girl.
<subs> I don't have internet access
<viper> no homosexuals allowed?
*** Parts: viper- (~viper@delaware-992B1.ipt.aol.com)
*HappyFeet kicks zaffie in the balls
*** Quits: zafron (Broken pipe)
<smarm> bananas aren't a lubricant
April 12, 2000
<ChiefMD> stop, youre gettin me werked up at werk!
<ChiefMD> hah
* Pr|ncess hops on Chief's lap, wraps her legs around him, and plays with his long hair
<ChiefMD> damn baby....
* ChiefMD thinks about it!
<Pr|ncess> hehe :)
<Pr|ncess> not even a pop-up ;)
<ChiefMD> not as far as you can tell!
<ChiefMD> from there that is
<Kindy> but if ya expect me to just lay quietly while u fuck me, ur wrong
<BUTTFISH> what in the hell are we talking about
* catscan looks around blankly
<BUTTFISH> this conversation has no nucleus
* Kindy looks around as well
<BUTTFISH>sticks in the ass, niggers, tv, clown, Henry Ford, i am confused
<fnord> chris and kevin have been butt buddies since kindergarten
<X> jeff: 2nd grad eh..
<X> OH FUCK, I DIDNT SEE 'BUTT' IN BUTT BUDDIES
* cessna pokes Goose
* CancerMan jumps in Cessna's cockpit and takes her around the world.
<Kilr> it's like masturbation in your dreams
<olus> I would like to point out how frightening it was to hear three little girls down the street repeatedly singing "I know my calculus. It says you plus me equals us."
<siadohauc> see the teacher in the schoolyard, as the children gather round, slap a chain into my sixty, mow those little fuckers down
<th0m> and who says the military fucks people up, huh.
*`Princess bends SomeFool over and does him up the ass
<DrAgZ> how you do a guy up the ass if u be a girl
<`Princess> strap on!
<Kilr> athlons r good :P
<extron> what is an athlon?
<[MAuLER]> i have karpel tunnel...
<Eringrlie> MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS NOT 4 U TO DISCUSS
<rocky-> u can use my joystick cess
***Quits: roxy` (Did you know, that pussy sweats more than any other body part?)
April 11, 2000 (Thank you Daddy)
<[DrAgZ]> Why does everyone call u dad?
<a_BongMD> hahaha
<a_BongMD> cause i'm old son
<a_BongMD> 3 days older than god
<a_BongMD> dammmit i'm high
<LSD_MD> both fucker
<LSD_MD> me too
<LDS_MD> listen
<a_BongMD> both fuck who?
<a_BongMD> what size machine you got?
<glano> computer?
<glano> or my mechanized masturbator?
<a_BongMD> computer please
<Rophijak> youre a fuckin idiot
<a_BongMD> and youre still banned
<subs> the reason I do it by hand
<a_BongMD> is cause you give yourself the most pleasure?
<subs> it because I'm trying to learn employable skills
<subs> can you try something?
<subs> I just wrote it
<a_BongMD> what's this do besides tell everyone i'm gay and format my C drive?
<subs> :(
<subs> it won't hurt you
March 10, 2000 (Why yes, it has been a LONG time)
<huio> princess... :)~~~~~~~~~
<`Princess> huio
<huio> yes?
* huio pokes Pr0ncess in the ribs.
<`Princess> do I even know you huio
<huio> yeah
<`Princess> what is your old nick?
<huio> rd-bugbut
<`Princess> YUCK
* `Princess don't like you
<huio> :****((((((((
<`Princess> lol
<`Princess> just kidding :)
<Ahaneon> he can play
<Ahaneon> and listens
<Ahaneon> but I can shoot him down with both eyes closed and my arms around `Princess
<dragz> mariah carey is dumb
<polizei> that friggin babye!
<dragz> why she eat raw oysters
<polizei> i wanna ride mariah while she screams "please white master!!! let me go!!!"
<dragz> heh
<polizei> "im just a latina pretending to be black massa!
<huio> mariah is hot
<GeMiNii> What game are people in?
<Ahaneon> I'm in bed....does that count?
<GeMiNii> Nope
<GeMiNii> Sleep is for losers.
<Ahaneon> Who said anything about sleep?
<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number
<RudyRay> Steel toed boots - $45;
<RudyRay> Black jeans - $22;
<RudyRay> Manson T-shirt - $15.;
<RudyRay> Black trench coat - $60.;
<RudyRay> Guns - $100.;
<RudyRay> Dead people all over the ground - Priceless.;
<RudyRay> For everything else, there's Mastercard.
<SK|NFLUTE> its hard being a gay black canadian midget in todays society
*Mephiloco is listening to Mom Bitching [LIVE FEED].mp3
<subs> 8======-- - --===============================D
<subs> I jerked too hard
<DrAgZ> my sis is outta jail
<w0lfy> haha tell her my pants are around my ankles and I'm waiting
<LSDWafer> HI IM NEW TO THE INTERNET BBS HOW DO I PLAY WOLFENSINE OVER NETSCAPE?
<Bargeld> I just got the microsoft blue screen of death
<Bargeld> .... on my dreamcast
<Jaqnad> Cyber, That link you gave me to get the 3.20 patch from hardporn.com didnt work, i just ended up at some gay porn site, mabey you miss-typed it
<subs> acid, you're a social reject, you don't get poosie
<acideyez> i do actually
<acideyez> not from this girl tho
<subs> f rom your daddy
<acideyez> not yet
June 9 1999
<Brew102> I like the way the Crakhor shakes her assets
<gruvin> I hate the crakhor model, scares me *shudder*
June 4, 1999
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*** nX sets mode: +o FlopSter
<SLiDe|> HAH!
<|SLiDe|> THE CULPRIT
<|SLiDe|> jump kicks FlopSter
<|SLiDe|> IDE!
<|SLiDe|> aslkfh
<|SLiDe|> DIE
<|SLiDe|> hehe
<|SLiDe|> YOUR VULNERABLE
<flopster> umm..
<|SLiDe|> AND I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS
<|SLiDe|> DIE!!
* |SLiDe| punches FlopSter
* FlopSter umm...
* FlopSter umm...hides?
* |SLiDe| misses and spins and falls
* |SLiDe| grabs onto his leg
<`Princess> lol
* |SLiDe| starts
<|SLiDe|> DIE
* FlopSter gets a crowbar
<|SLiDe|> N00R!
<`Princess> death by ankle bite?????
* |SLiDe| grabs the crowbar
* |SLiDe| eats it
<|SLiDe|> muwahaha
* |SLiDe| starts kicking FlopSter ass
<flopster> umm...
|SLiDe| spits on FlopSter
<|SLiDe|> MUWHAHAH
<|SLiDe|> DIE DIE
* FlopSter ponders where this hostility is coming from
* |SLiDe| jumps on FlopSter's limp body
<flopster> ROFL
<|SLiDe|> i bite something between his knees
<|SLiDe|> hahha
* |SLiDe| CHOMP
<|SLiDe|> take that
<|SLiDe|> now
<|SLiDe|> off to the church you eunich!
<flopster> hahaha
* FlopSter needs to go like do something...
* FlopSter gets a bandage
<|SLiDe|> it was a drive by castration i tell you@!
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<|SLiDe|> HAH!
<|SLiDe|> OMG
<|SLiDe|> I KILLED HIM!
<ovrloaded>it was like 30 celcius today!
<pessimist>hahahaha. celcius.
<pessimist> we use farenheight cause its far more hip
<ovrloaded>farenhiet is fucked up
<pessimist>we also can't spell because we are the product of the USA public education system
<ovrloaded> and im on a isdn connection
<pessimist>how much does it cost to get isdn installed in an igloo?
<pessimist>*snicker*
<ovrloaded> i dunno
<ovrloaded> im just routed through the lan
<pessimist>do the hubs get frozen into the ice walls of your igloo?
January 31, 1999
<Bargeld> i think nt is really a furby
<`Princess> I need a towel
<smarm> ookey
<smarm> did cessy make a messy?
* smarm hands `Princess a towel
<`Princess> no I'm cold
<`Princess> going to wrap it around my neck like a scarf lol
<smarm> o
<smarm> hee
<`Princess> unless you got a better idea ;)
<smarm> how bout we suffocate dragz with the towel then burn him for warmth?
January 28, 1999
* scroggins makes princess a grilled cheese
<`Princess> num num
<`Princess> milk of man and grilled cheese
<`Princess> woohoo
<`Princess> that is the breakfast of champions
<Megaman_X> haha
<Megaman_X> shuddap
<Megaman_X> sperm
<Megaman_X> banks
<Megaman_X> suck
<a_BongMD> they do??? i though you had to jerk yourself off
<a_BongMD> goddammit some one get up and talk to me.......
<[DaWg]> talk to u
<a_BongMD> shit
<a_BongMD> yes talk to me
<a_BongMD> sup dragz
<[DaWg]> nuttin me and my friend playin n64
<a_BongMD> fun
<a_BongMD> so that's it......
* a_BongMD walks to the corner to sit by himself
* a_BongMD talk to himself incoheriently
* a_BongMD wonders about his own spelling skills
* a_BongMD and contemplates the similarities between Jesus and SpiderMan
<[DaWg]> uhm
* a_BongMD thinks "uhm" indeed
<a_BongMD> 1 Peter Parker didn't know his dad....lived with aunt
<a_BongMD> 2 Jesus knew his dad was God....lived with foster parents
<a_BongMD> B. SpiderMan had powers given to him by a radioactive spider....
<a_BongMD> 4 Jesus could turn water into wine.....
<a_BongMD> 5 SpiderMan fights on the side of Justice and Good......
<a_BongMD> E. Jesus did Gods work and got the crap kicked out of him....
<a_BongMD> 6 SpiderMan has a fancy suit that enables him to hide his true identity....
<a_BongMD> 7 When you're the son of God....you kinda stick out a bit.....
<[DaWg]> ok
<a_BongMD> H. SpiderMan could shoot "webs" that he invented for defense and travel....
<a_BongMD> 9 Jesus had a cool robe and rode a camel......but usually walked
<a_BongMD> 10 SpiderMan worked as a photographer.......
<a_BongMD> 11 Jesus was a carpenter....and healed the sick
<a_BongMD> 12 SpiderMan can climb any surface......
<a_BongMD> M. Jesus can walk on water....
<a_BongMD> 14 All the evil villians in SpiderMan's life teamed up once to kill his girlfriend...
<a_BongMD> 0. Everyone in the world teamed up to kill Jesus once.....
<a_BongMD> Thank You very much for attending this Sunday's religion channel.....
<a_BongMD> tune in next week when we'll compare basic beliefs of Buddism and the process to make chocolate chip fudge
<a_BongMD> Good Day to you........
* a_BongMD walks away from the microphone with a crowd of 40,000 plus chanting his name....
January 28, 1999
<terrorizo> bargeld: ur slower then a constipated camel
<terrorizo> MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!!! AHHHH MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!!! I NEED TRIDENT! EXTRA COOL BREATH! EXTRA COOL PENIS!
* ZafodBee taps toes
* a_BongMD watches Zafod
* ZafodBee gestures at the hat on the ground
<ZafodBee> nickles dimes quarters
* a_BongMD pitches a couple of pennies in the hat
* a_BongMD waits
* ZafodBee strips
* a_BongMD vomits
* ZafodBee puts on clothes and tap toes
* a_BongMD thanks him and walks away smiling
<`Princess> save it to buffer and send to me please
<a_BongMD> ok
<a_BongMD> buffer?
<a_BongMD> those things you clean floors with?
<`Princess> damn two year irc newbies
<DrAgZ> woo i might get laid tommorow
<scroggins> you save up enough money?
<mattt> if i want single player i'll whip out my dick and play with it
<[DeStRoyE> how do i kick someone
<sprite> destroyer
<sprite> hold alt-f4
<[DeStRoyE> yea?
<sprite> that kicks somebody
<sprite> it gives you this little prompt
<[DeStRoyE> sure?
<sprite> like
<sprite> channel
<sprite> nick
<sprite> reason
<sprite> yup.
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<[AkirA> princess u a girl
<`Princess> yes
<[AkirA> u pretty
<`Princess> I got some upsetting icq messages
<[AkirA> u got nice legs
<`Princess> stating that my members caused a problem with your guys
<`Princess> can you tell me what that is all about?
<[[BLiND> hell yeah akira she does....now only if i could see em
<[AkirA> yo princess how old r u??
<[AkirA> u got kids??
<`Princess> akira
<`Princess> I'm here on business
<[AkirA> yeah
<`Princess> hit on me later please
<[AkirA> umm ok
<[[BLiND> akira stop tryin to mac on her
<[AkirA> sorry
<[AkirA> just tryin to be friendly
<[AkirA> so u pretty ,how old,where u live
<[AkirA> iunder the stars,some candles,moonlight and then i lean over and
<[AkirA> ,,,,oooops sorry mind wandring
<`Princess> okie, I'll leave now
<ChemicaI> i useKool Aid for lubricnt when i masturbate
<ChemicaI> what the hell
<ChemicaI> owned
<ChemicaI> sorry
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January 10, 1999
<FuCkEmUP> no but here if u go take a leak outside your dick and your pee will freeze right there like bam magic
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*** FastBus has quit IRC (puke shit and die you hear ! DIE !)
<jAm^> feel the love in those quit messages
*KinkyGirl kisses the Pitty God from head to toe, not the slide god
<SLiDe-GoD> :(**
<SLiDe-GoD> fine
<SLiDe-GoD> be that way
<SLiDe-GoD> YAM
<SLiDe-GoD> KISS ME FROM HEAD TO TOE
<SLiDe-GoD> NOW
<SLiDe-GoD> :D
<KinkyG0d> lol
<KinkyG0d> hahaha
<Yam> i cant youre a fox
<SLiDe-GoD> NOOO
<jiggie> dm is like, jiggie get armor, jiggie get 100+ health, jiggie frag you nonstop
<jiggie> no fun :(
<DyNiX> whats the "RMF" directory in worldcraft?
<`Princess> remove magic fingers
January 5, 1999
<[MeOwMiX]> The weirdest thing about me is that im 16 (male of course) and I still have soft skin
<Martagh> you're really an idiot chemicaI, anyone ever tell you that?
<ChemicaI> someone people have
<ChemicaI> like my teachers
<ChemicaI> Martagh Y am i an idiot??
<Martagh> ChemicaI: You can't explain to a deaf person why they are deaf, just like I can't explain to you why you're an idiot. you just are.
<Apathy> Chem: shut up fat ass
<Martagh> Apathy: You dont know he's fat, stick with the facts, he's an idiot
<subs> stop showing me your nekkid mom w0lfy
<w0lfy> dude if she was my mom i'd fuck her everynight lol
<ZafodBee> *cough*
<[MAuLER]> *fart*
<[MAuLER]> *choke*
<ZafodBee> *ejaculate*
<`Princess> *watching*
January 2, 1999
<shabby> anyone know how to make a zoom effect in q2?
<Nads33> move your head closer
<ZafodBee> i just got a "ERROR HAS OCCURED IN THIS PROGRAM"
<ZafodBee> msg
<ZafodBee> for everything
<ZafodBee> i was in
<ZafodBee> IE, MIRC, WINAMP
<ZafodBee> SOUNVOLUME
<ZafodBee> WTF
*** Quits: ZafodBee (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
***`Princess changes topic to 'Happy birthday to |SLiDe| '
*** `Princess sets mode: +l 52
<|SLiDe|> :D
<|SLiDe|> yaya
<|SLiDe|> i feel special :)
<|SLiDe|> the warm feeling i get when i wet my pants
<|SLiDe|> heheh
<|SLiDe|> hey
<|SLiDe|> you didnt see that
<|SLiDe|> i dont wet my pantx0rs
<scroggins> slide...go to bed
<subs> I am tasting my milk of man through a twisty straw from burger king.
* KinkyGirl pukes
<KinkyGirl> you drink your own man milk subs?
<subs> you jealous?
<Pitt> im jerkin off
<Pitt> ooops
<Pitt> gotta clean the screen
<`Princess> MAN PITTY DAMN IT
<`Princess> J00 GOT IT IN ME EYE
<DrAgZ> damn my jaw hurts like a bitch
<Pitt> quit givin head then dragz
December 29, 1998
***Joins: w0lfyMP3 (w0lfy@ip206.portland3.or.pub-ip.psi.net)
<w0lfyMP3> HOLY FUCKL
<w0lfyMP3> OMG!! HOLY HELL! OMG! jesus lol
<w0lfyMP3> HOGIE? lol
<subs-snd> ?
<w0lfyMP3> jesus this lady has a fucking 2x4 up her pussy
<w0lfyMP3> lol
***Joins: ^CoRpSe^ (CRaSH@207-34-77.ipt.aol.com)
<^CoRpSe^> Can I get opped plz, since not alot of people
<subs> er no
<subs> hehe
<^CoRpSe^> Pl
<^CoRpSe^> plz
<^CoRpSe^> I won't take over
<^CoRpSe^> I can get some bots also
<subs> I don't give ops
<subs> sorry
<^CoRpSe^> Come on dood
<subs> no
<^CoRpSe^> Im kewl
<subs> dude
<subs> you are on AOL
<^CoRpSe^> I got ops in #Mp3-Rock and #Q2clan
<subs> good for you
<^CoRpSe^> So FUCK YOU Bout AOL, Im sick of lamers bad mouthing AOL, I get more warez from there then uve ever seen
<subs> heh
<Gustav> princess hi
<Gustav> are you a girl
<`Princess> hi Gustav
<Yam> ?
<`Princess> no, I'm a chipmunk who types
December 25, 1998
<a_BongMD> do you need something?
<Austin316> a brain
<a_BongMD> no shit
<a_BongMD> that's apparent...
<[Jar]> hey SF
<SomeFool> i be back
<SomeFool> uh...
<SomeFool> FUCK YOU JAR!
<FuCkEmUP> pol u wimp kick me your self
<polizei> ask princess to
<FuCkEmUP> telling other ppl 2 kick someone u don't like?
<polizei> no.. i am asking you to ask someone else to kick you
<FuCkEmUP> uh so u tell other ppl 2 hold your lil dick while u take a leak?
<polizei> exactly
<polizei> your good
<FuCkEmUP> haha
***Pitt-[N]- is now known as |SLiDeD|
<|SLiDeD|> hahha
<|SLiDe|> slided?
<|SLiDeD|> past tence of slide
<|SLiDeD|> slided
<|SLiDe|> uhmm
<|SLiDe|>thats
<|SLiDe|> SLID
<|SLiDe|> you forgot english too
<|SLiDeD|> o
<|SLiDeD|> er
*** |SLiDeD| is now known as |SLiD|
<|SLiD|> there
<|SLiD|> hehe
December 23, 1998
***R4G3 ([0Rp0R@sji-ca1-54.ix.netcom.com) has joined #q2zone
<R4G3> yo
<R4G3> OP ME!
<`Princess> fuck no
*** `Princess sets mode: +b R4G3!*[0Rp0R@sji-ca1-54.ix.netcom.com
*** R4G3 was kicked by Q3-Zone (banned)
December 19, 1998
***badgirz (rasanchez@user-38ldkr7.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #[POT]
<badgirz> does anybod wanna chat?
*** `Princess sets mode: +b
badgirz!*rasanchez@user-38ldkr7.dialup.mindspring.com
*** badgirz was kicked by Quake-3 (banned)
<`Princess> that would mean no =)
<JackalMD> badgirz badgirz whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when Princess boots you?
<JackalMD> :]
December 18, 1998
<Chicanery> btw.. i turned someone's life around
<a_BongMD> i turned somebody's wife around once...
<Rezurecta> AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO FUCK AROUND
<Rezurecta> IS GUNNA GET FUCKED
<Rezurecta> BY ME
<Rezurecta> PERSONALLY
<Rezurecta> I'LL SEND YOU TO MY BEST FRIEND
<Rezurecta> BUTT BASHING BUBBA
<|SLiDe|> does he make shrimp also?
<|SLiDe|> whats the 3d level making site URL?
<|SLiDe|> the one taht used to be Rust
<mc5> buttrocker.com?
<|SLiDe|> i bet thats in your favs eh
<mc5> startup page
December 13, 1998
<GateKpR> hey for macintosh quake, do you need to buy a special version, or is it like linux?
<polizei> yes.. you need to buy an addon...
<polizei> it's called an x86 series processor
<`Princess> hi E1P
<E1P> WOW
<E1P> HOLY POOP
<E1P> hello to you
<`Princess> what is all that for?
<E1P> cus
<E1P> uhh
<E1P> thats the SECOND time in my life you have said hello
<E1P> to me
<`Princess> not true
<E1P> ok maybe 3
December 13, 1998
***[V]aU|_ is now known as L0WERCASE
<L0WERCASE> i am a walking contradiction
*** L0WERCASE is now known as [MAuLER]
<[MAuLER]> Jar my penis....
<[MAuLER]> please dont stare at it..
<[MAuLER]> thanx
<`Princess> he's just jealous Maul, he can't help it
<`Princess> he just can't help himself maul.. I mean when yours is the size of a peanut... you are amazed at average
<[Jar]> so where everyone at?
<|SLiDe|> up j00r asss prying the stick out
December 2, 1998
***Joins: subs Pounces Into #q2addicts BoiNK! (subsidian@gateway.kwantlen.bc.ca)
*** SLiDe changes topic to 'OmmpaLoompa Doomadeedoo, Ive got another channel for j00'
<SLiDe> :D
* subs shakes his head
*** Parts: subs (subsidian@gateway.kwantlen.bc.ca)
***Joins: E1P Is Sucked Into #clannx SHHLLOOOP! (bob@S34-N.hrfn.net)
<E1P> FREAKS
<E1P>> ALL OF YOU
*** Quits: E1P (Leaving)
<FuCkEmUP> damn ctf sucks
<FuCkEmUP> u guys suck dick
<FuCkEmUP> heh
<Rezurecta> sounds like a personal problem
<TheRaver> I GOT GNU SHIT COMING OUT OF MY AYAZZ BITCHNUTZ
<w0lfy> dude there are 2 gay guys in this cube lol
<SUBSiDiAN> you and who else?
<Kilr> STRESS STINKS
<Kilr> ARRID WORKS
*SUBSiDiAN is sleeping with a beautiful blonde girl
<`Princess> did you blow her up yet?
<Kilr> «×xפ[G] Playing: nine inch nails - happiness in slavery (remix).mp3 [G]¤×x×»
<SLiDe> Oº'º·-·º''º·(( Now Playing: radiohead - karma police.mp3 ))·º''º·-·º''ºO
* SUBSiDiAN is now playing: with himself
<Rezurecta> I owned the world jar
<Rezurecta> and you slide
<[Jar]> anything else now that we're on the "rez owns (insert subject here)"
<LrdZontar> DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
<[Method]> man thatd do jack shit
<Rezurecta> And princess came down from the sky
<Rezurecta> w/ her 250 ping
<Rezurecta> and blessed the lowly clan of NX
<|SLiDe|> and the light shone through the clouds
<|SLiDe|> and we all bathed in her glory
<Rezurecta> And god said This is princess she is my daugter have favor on her
<Rezurecta> and a dove rested on her shoulder and a radiant glow came about
<Rezurecta> AND PRINCESS GOT A FRAG
<Rezurecta> WOW!
Subsidian and his midnight ramblings....
<subsidian> Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.
<subsidian> Mulder: Look scully just like the other homes
<subsidian> Douglas fir, truncated, mounted, transformed into some sort of shrine
<subsidian> halls decked with boughs of holly
<subsidian> stockings hung by the chimney with care
<subsidian> Scully: You really think someone's been here?
<subsidian> Mulder: Someone or some THING
<subsidian> Scully: Mulder -- over here -- it's a fruitcake.
<subsidian> Maulder: don't touch it!
<subsidian> Those things can be lethal.
<subsidian> Scully: It's OK there's a note attached
<subsidian> "Gonna find out whose naughty and nice"
<subsidian> Mulder: It's judging them scully
<subsidian> It's making a list.
<subsidian> Scully: Who?
<subsidian> What are you talking about?
<subsidian> Mulder: Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity.
<subsidian> who could travel at great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants.
<subsidian> Once a year near the winter solstice,this creature is said to descend from the heavens
<subsidian> to reward tis followers and punish its disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite.
<subsidian> Scully: But that's legen Mulder
<subsidian> legend
<subsidian> a story told by parents to frighten children.
<subsidian> Surely you dont believe it!
<subsidian> Mulder: Something was here tonigh Scully. Check out the bite marks on this gingerbread man.
<subsidian> tonight
<subsidian> Whatever tore through this plate of cookies was massive -- and in a hurry
<subsidian> Scully: It left crumbs everywhere.
<subsidian> And look Mulder, this milk glass has been completely drained.
<subsidian> Mulder: It gorged itself, Scully.
<subsidian> It fed without remorse.
<subsidian> Scully: But why would they leave it milk and cookies?
<subsidian> Mulder: Appeasement.
<subsidian> Tonight is the EVE
<subsidian> and nothing can stop its wilding.
<subsidian> Scully: But if this thing does exist, how did it get in?
<subsidian> The doors and windows were locked
<subsidian> but my story isn't done :c
<subsidian> There's no sign of forced entry.
<subsidian> Mulder: Unless I miss my guess..
<subsidian> it came through the fireplace
<subsidian> Scully: wait a minute
<subsidian> If you are saying some huge creature landed on the roof
<subsidian> and came down the chimney you're crazy.
<subsidian> The flue is barely six inches wide.
<subsidian> Nothing could get through there.
<subsidian> Mulder: But hwat if it could alter it's shape
<subsidian> move in all directions
<subsidian> Scully: you mean like a bowl full of jelly?
<subsidian> Mulder: Exactly Scully, I've never told anyone this
<subsidian> but when I was a child my home was visited. I saw this creature.
<subsidian> It had long white strips of fur surrounding its ruddy, misshapen head.
<subsidian> Its bloated torso was red and white.
<subsidian> I turned away and when I looked back
<subsidian> it had somehow taken on the facial features of my father.
<subsidian> Scully: Impossible
<subsidian> Mulder: I know what I saw Scully
<subsidian> and that night it read my mind.
<subsidian> It brought me a Mr. Potatoe head Scully.
<subsidian> It knew I wanted a Mr. Potatoe head.
<subsidian> Scully: I'm sorry Mulder, but you're asking me to disregard the laws of physics.
<subsidian> You want me to believe in some supernatural being
<subsidian> who soars across the skies and brings gifts to good little boys and girls.
<subsidian> Listen to what you are saying.
<subsidian> Do you understand the repercussions
<subsidian> If this gets out, they'll close down the X-Files
<subsidian> Mulder: Scully, listen to me: It knows when you are sleeping.
<subsidian> It knows when you're awake.
<subsidian> Scully: But we have no proof
<subsidian> Mulder: Last year, on this exact date, S.E.T.I radio telescopes detected bogeys in the airspace over twenty-seven states.
<subsidian> The White House ordered Condition Red.
<subsidian> Scully: But that was a meteor shower.
<subsidian> Mulder: Officially.
<subsidian> Two days ago, eight prized Scandinavian reindeer vanished from the national zoo
<subsidian> in Washington D.C
<subsidian> Nobody - not even the zoo keeper - was told about it.
<subsidian> The government doesn't want people to know about the project.
<subsidian> Project Kringle.
<subsidian> They fear that if this thing is proved to exist,
<subsidian> the the public would stop spending half its annual income in a holiday shopping frenzy
<subsidian> Retail markets will collapse.
<subsidian> Scully: They cannot let the world believe this creature exists.
<subsidian> There's too much at stake.
<subsidian> They'll do whatever it takes to insure another silent night,
<subsidian> Scully: Mulder I --
<subsidian> Mulder: SHHHHHHHHHHHH. Do you hear what I hear?
<subsidian> Scully: On the roof
<subsidian> it sounds like a clatter
<subsidian> Mulder: The truth is up there.
<subsidian> Let's see what is the matter.
<subsidian> THE END
